Monkey Island Sword Master Insults, Walkthrough, Location & More

Monkey Island Sword Master Insults, Walkthrough, Location & More
Monkey Island Sword Master

Monkey Island Sword Master – Guybrush Threepwood was shown two affronts and rebounds by Captain Smirk on Mêlée Island: The well known ‘dairy rancher’ affront and the ‘shish kabob’. He could likewise gain the ‘savvy canine’ affront from the Troll. After his preparation, Threepwood needed to go out into the timberland and defy various privateers to advance more from them in battle.

At first Threepwood would lose many battles not knowing many affronts, yet the privateers would utilize new ones which he would then retain and have the option to use in ongoing fights. Assuming he utilized them later on an alternate privateer who had a legitimate rebound, he would then remember that as well.

A few experts of Insult Sword Fighting are known as Sword Masters. A popular one is Carla, the Sword Master of Mêlée Island.

Typically these people have their own extraordinary weapons store of put-downs and the individuals who go against them are compelled to utilize their brains to observe a rebound in their own collection that appears to be legit.

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It is likewise difficult to acquire the advantage against them, even with an effective rebound. They are conquerable, yet demonstrate the hardest rivals of all in sword battles.

Insult Sword Fighting

In The Secret of Monkey Island Guybrush Threepwood should overcome the Sword Master of Mêlée Island as one of the Three Trials to substantiate himself deserving of turning into a privateer.

In The Curse of Monkey Island Guybrush should find and defy Captain Rene Rottingham after he takes a guide from him.

In Escape from Monkey Island, Guybrush Insult arm-wrestles Ignatius Cheese (the proprietor of the Scumm Bar). Guybrush may likewise move Ozzie Mandrill to an affront swordfight, however will be completely crushed because of not understanding his adversaries Australian themed affronts.

In Tales of Monkey Island Insult Swordfighting is clearly not generally rehearsed by anybody aside from ranch young men as per Morgan LeFlay.

Insults And Comebacks

InsultComeback
You fight like a dairy Farmer!How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
I’ve spoken with apes more polite than you!I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion!
Soon you’ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!First you’d better stop waving it like a feather duster.
People fall at my feet when they see me coming!Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
I’m not going to take your insolence sitting down!Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.He must have taught you everything you know.
Nobody’s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.You run THAT fast?
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?Why? Did you want to borrow one?
There are no words for how disgusting you are.Yes, there are. You just never learned them.
You make me want to puke.You make me think somebody already did.
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!So you got that job as janitor, after all.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose.
I’ve heard you are a contemptible sneak.Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all.
You’re no match for my brains, you poor fool.I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
You have the manners of a beggar.I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me.

Sword Master Insults

InsultComeback
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Every word you say to me is stupid.I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me.
I’ve got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.And I’ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
I will milk every drop of blood from your body!How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
I’ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman.I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
My tongue is sharper than any sword.First, you’d better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Only once have I met such a coward!He must have taught you everything you know.
If your brother’s like you, better to marry a pig.You make me think somebody already did.
No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.You run THAT fast?
My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose.
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.Why, did you want to borrow one?
My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all.
You are a pain in the backside, sir!Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.1. Even BEFORE they smell your breath?2. I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
There are no clever moves that can help you now.Yes, there are. You just never learned them.

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